BANANUSNobody asked for this
Space was fine. Quiet. Respectable.
Then somebody brought a banana.
A bad idea with its own orbit
BANANUS
Space just got
deeply unserious
They said Uranus was a joke already.
Then BANANUS pulled up and made it worse.
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UNNECESSARY
UNNECESSARY
Houston, we have a banana
NameBANANUS
TickerBANANUS
Zero dignity, full orbit
An unfortunate origin story
Why does
BANANUS exist
Great question
Terrible answer
Then it got weird
A cursed yellow object entered orbit.
The timeline never stood a chance.
Now we all live with it
Glowing in deep space. Making Uranus jokes worse for everyone.
Absolutely no good reason
What makes
BANANUS special
Questionable anatomy
Immaculate energy
Cosmic nonsense
Light-years away from making sense.
Zero dignity
Left it on Earth. Didn’t pack a spare.
Maximum orbit
Same bad joke. Around and around.
Banana-powered energy
Potassium doing things NASA can’t explain.
Intergalactic meme pressure
The group chat can’t contain this.
For broken humor
If you laughed, you’re already one of us.
Greetings from the wrong timeline
Wish you
weren’t here
Too late
You’ve seen the planet
Somewhere beyond good tasteONE SMALL PEEL
ONE SMALL PEEL
FOR MANKIND
STAY
RIPE
STAY
WEIRD
BANANUS ✦ SPACE FRUIT
Your people are out here
Join the orbit
No spacesuit required
A questionable sense of humor helps
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